Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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