Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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