So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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