:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My penis needs a shock collar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize