DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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