Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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