do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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