I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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