their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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