I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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