Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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