She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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