I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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