i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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