I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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