Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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