His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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