areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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