using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
So here I am, sexting at work.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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