I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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