So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
where am i from again
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm really busy with my period
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