Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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