her vagine was all disorganized.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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