saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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