My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
