I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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