i just had sex bonerless
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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