a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship