i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.