How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
