shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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