As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We named our party play list daddy issues
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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