i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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