high people should be assigned attendants
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
