I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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