so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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