I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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