Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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