Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Be still, my beating vagina.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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