was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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