So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
