Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Someone came in the potted fern
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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