Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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