and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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