Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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