Sry I called you an 8
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Boobs are out for the taking
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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