Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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