google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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