sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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