I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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