All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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