Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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