I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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