His pubic hair was longer than his dick
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
