her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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