I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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