Kiss
Puke
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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