I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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