At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.