so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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